just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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