Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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