PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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