don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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