maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
