And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
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