"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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