We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
