I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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