please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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