Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Buhtt sex?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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