My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
