And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
