her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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