Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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