ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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