I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We need to rekindle our bromance
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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