she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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