it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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