I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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