I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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