My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
