But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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