I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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