Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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