I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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