I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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