actually, I'm a sock model
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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