Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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