if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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