no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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