I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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