Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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