road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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