is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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