That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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