we have officially lost it.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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