Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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