Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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