oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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