i think my mom watched the whole time
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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