bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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