we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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