Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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