Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
birth control should be required to get into college
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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