Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm bleeding and have questions
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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