K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
how does that bad decision feel?
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