Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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