I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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