i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
50% drunk capacity currently
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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