he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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