spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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