eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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