I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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